Jan 25th-Crossing the Equator

You must supply your own mental imagery for this one! There is an old maritime tradition into which first-time equator crossers must be initiated. Yesterday, much to our chagrin, we were lured(herded) onto the upper deck for a mock kangaroo court proceeding....the outcome: Being sentenced to kiss the biggest slimiest gutted raw fish....to then be declared "non poly-wogs"...the equivalent of a rite of mermanhood passage....but wait! Weren't "The Nevilles" Equator virgins???? and where ARE THEY???? This is why we have not provided any images of this event...There are just some things one cannot ask of people from the far-away land of New Joisey to do! Good Night!